For Sale: Rock Star Kits
Did you ever hear about the Adopt-a-Penguin Christmas Campaigns in the 90s? Or more recently #WorldWithoutNature PSAs? Big picture stuff, love it. We also believe that with artists and musicians, we cannot afford to be complacent. No art? No social change. No innovation economy. So yea, Rock Star Kits for sale...
Our team of artists, musicians, and anti-establishment punks— all armed with the tidy tools of (kinda) corporate marketing— have built a proven machine. It's not AI driven. It's built so that creatives can focus on what they do best: creating.
We continually develop it for deconstructing “new industry standards.” in artist support and sponsorship. If you need support, or wish to support our notion of a city where the demise of live music is never imminent: let's have a conversation.
In understanding all that, we’ve co-created practical ways that define what makes good rockstars rise above the ever-growing AI-fuelled fodder. We have blueprints and demos that help rock stars keep their soul while they build their career.
It’s a (practically) instant rock star kit!
And it can be all yours for a hundred easy instalments of $69.95.
(Ok maybe not 100 instalments, but come with us on a journey, if you will…)
We are building Sponsorship Kits
...Of Artists
This means working with us can get your next album, live set video, or even Mini Tour sponsored.
...Of Events This means your startup, brand, or local business gets to "adopt a rock star" (not too dissimilar to adopting a penguin by donating to WWF monthly), but in this scenario...
If you are a local business, venue or brand: Invest!
What you get for your time and money:
One (1) crack team of music-mad marketing professionals, obsessed with tech and married to their proven platform-building punches and chops. They are, however, not-so-secretly more excited about rock and roll
One (1) green room door to see what it's like to have a Phil Spector-esque role in building the career of the next big act
One (1) incredible and criminally undiscovered artist
For a short time only: ask us about our current unpublished recorded live sessions presented by (Insert Your Brand Here)
If you've ever bought a ticket or graced us with your presence...
Fun Fact: you're already a Patron of The Arts.
Next-Level Love
Ask us for the quick summaries on how you can help us help you.
There are multiple levels and ways to express next-level love.
Whether you choose Les Paul, Schecter, or Telecaster (3 Options, naturally):
A partnership with us is not just about logos on posters--although we do that, too.
Book a chat if you want to support, or be supported.
Easy.
Who is ever really ready?!
Passion rocks. But stamina makes careers.
We have both, and we can produce character witnesses who know exactly how persistent we are.
The emerging rock stars we work with have both, too. That's why we like them. They know how to rock, and they know how to keep showing up.
Do you love live music as much as we do?
Ok, actually - if you’ve read this far, we know you kinda do.
You're the third player in this power trio. We reckon you have passion. The question is whether you can go the distance.
Our Rock Star Kits are based on decades of experience building successful global platforms, a long-term relationship with the music industry (our CMO’s first job was with MTV), and a realistic understanding that a necessary feature of a viable investment in this industry is stamina.
We know how to build platforms that create opportunity without sacrificing soul.
The artists we work with have already demonstrated their stamina. We celebrate talent, but we're intrigued when we see the serious ones who keep showing up.
That spirit and dedication to craft is worth supporting.
With your investment and our bespoke marketing strategy, specially tuned to enable artists to strengthen what makes them amazing, let’s collectively help them find their way to “Blondie’s Chris Stein,” or to find “a kinda Bryan Eno” (who co-authored U2’s Joshua Tree)…if you’re not getting the references, let’s put it this way: We have hope that the emerging rock stars we support will find a way through this very different ever-changing music industry landscape. They will carve quite a name.
Join us, Let’s build rock stars.
